I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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