you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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