You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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