He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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