It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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