She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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