my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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