Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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