brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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