Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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