Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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