plz talk dirty to me
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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