i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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