Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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