I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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