Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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