What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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