Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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