You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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