I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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