Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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