just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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