i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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