is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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