I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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