windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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