is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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