some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have aggressive nipples.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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