school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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