As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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