I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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