It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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