His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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