Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
