So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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