that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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