On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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