U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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