Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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