HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
These tits shall not be calmed
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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