Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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