quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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