I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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