There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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