then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
