i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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