just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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