Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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