How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
