Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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