The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
