i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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