So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Drake has all the answers
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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