We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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