i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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