Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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