Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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