Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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